WELCOME TO MY BLOGGITY BLOG.

hey this is my blog. its pretty cool.

burgerkid:

operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?

me: my wifi isnt working

gnarly:

U guys know i love ariana heaps but this tweet had be crying

(Source: theclearlydope)

shisnojon:

urtube:

Fuck Starbucks

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she’s ready for you

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

super-who-locked-in:

josh is the person i want to be…drake is the person i am

(Source: joshanddrake)

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

(Source: alphabitches)

(Source: bellblake)

Carpe, carpe diem. Seize the day, boys, make your lives extraordinary.

(Source: hoechilling)

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

tyleroakley:

Interviewing #IGGYAZALEA - asked her all about her fall off the stage… SHE WAS SO CUTE ABOUT IT! Props. #VMAs #etatvmas

WHO IS THIS HOLY SHIT HER THIGHS THEY ARE GLORIOUS

nelaguilvr:

iamchantaya:

rhomeporium:

A mother’s worst nightmare.

She was preaching

this gave me chills

dou-g:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money

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transparent michael cera for your blog uses

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

ayo here are some pictures of me showing my ma that theres only room for one queen in this house

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and that queen aint her

three months later and not a thing has changed i make my mama think that we’re cool

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but we’re not

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i wait for the moment that shes weak and feelin the love and the i strIKE

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THIS HOUSE IS MINE I AM THE EMPRESS I AM THE STAR

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I AM THE QUEEN

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fartgallery:

fartgallery:

what are bananas doing inside their peels. what are they hiding from us

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what are you hiding from us

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